四次元语录 part 6

终于找到hwayobi的脱线语录了……虽然有点18+，可是我只能叹一声“强啊！”这样的话题她都敢讲……

【x man】《当然了》单元，versus Kang Ho Dong

Hwa Yobi (HYB)
Kang Ho Dong (KHD)

KHD: You are the best singer among the singers, Hwayobi. I'm the best guy, the symbol of Korea, Kang Ho Dong. It's an honor to meet you and I am hapy to see you in Dangyunhaji. 【shake hands】You aren't suitable for XMAN, we prefer playful type of people. You are Hwayobi, right? It's a woman that Tuesday likes ("HYB" and "Tuesday" sounds the same in Korean) XMAN is a weekend program. What are you doing here?

HYB: Ajusshi (uncle), your saliva is all over me! I am really getting angry! It's only a game~ Talking about who shouldn't be here, I think the person is Kang Ho Dong. It's you, right? Please go and look for your wrestling belt! 【攻击他原本不是艺人】

KHD: I can just go and take, what need to find?! I watched a tv program and you said you like to watch porn videos. You are on good relations with Jae Suk 【MC】, right?! （ps：这个有让我很无言一下……这种话题是可以在电视上讨论的咩？）

MC: (Why suddenly talking about me?)

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HYB: That's right, I do watch them! But what's wrong with that? And I don't watch videos, I watch them usin DVDs. I also occasionally visit porn websites, is there any wrong in doing that? I use my own money to rent them for viewing, what's wrong with that?! Do you know how difficult and tough is it to rent them?

KHD: 【trying to make her come to her sense】No matter what, this is breaking the law!

HYB: Break what law?! I spend money, I rent it for 2 days, if I return it late, I pay penalty fees!

Kang Ho Dong KNOCK DOWN

看了这个clip，我只能再次摇头叹气……四次元还是五次元啊这个女人……她如果是SM公司旗下的艺人，应该第二天就会被报告退出演艺圈了吧？

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