四次元语录 part 1b

omo~!! 我竟然打了那么多次四元次in四次元的系列～小妹，做莫你没有纠正我啦？丢脸一下下叻……哈哈……看来还是3D和4D比较容易……（废虫：最近偶的曝光率因为金贤重而严重不足，偶又来啦！切～怎么不承认是自己老了？）我没有老，是打和整理文章太累了！（废虫：狡辩！）

好吧，言归正传。本来想写关于金贤重的故事，像我在旧的部落格写关于允浩的故事一样。过，看来leader-sshi的故事总是特别长，而且不像上次那样已经有人整理过了，我只要加加减减一点就好了……所以，我觉得先做这个比较容易……谢谢小妹给的idea（for title）……

1. 【在某个节目中】When dancing Deja Vu, Hyun Joong forgot his steps. He explained that it's because he injured his leg for a week, so he forgot the dancesteps. The lady guest host commented that it's only a week, how can he just forgot about it?! The lady host said that when the netizen see this, their comment will be "so cute" “很有人性啊！” Basically, no matter what they do, it's ok. If it's them (MCs), they will say "Go home, what are you doing there" “拜托停止吧” Then the male host say "It seems like you know a lot about this?" The lady host "Of course! I had been attacked so many times." So the lady guest host continued telling Hyunjoong：“快点好！这个过后去哪？” The lady host came out again : On the Internet, you will get this comment：“你算老几啊？” Then they asked Hyun Joong to sing a nursery rhyme. So he say he will sing one in English. But he only attended 7 lesson for the english class. The last sentence, because he don't know the word victory at that time, he sings it as "winner~ go~go~go~" 【Hyungjoon laughing till tears at the back】The next part is showing their pictures when they were young. When showing pictures the first pic, leader-sshi says that he cannot remember when it's taken and they do not have that kind of chair at home. So he have no idea where it's taken. Suddenly he said：“老人亭？” Second pic, leader-sshi blurted out： 咦？那是我哥啊！Everyone laughed cause he's the one who brought the photo himself, and only then realised that it's his brother. The male MC concluded ：“和我们的本意不同，谢谢你展示了家人的照片……” Male MC 2：Let's see what your teachers wrote in your primary school report card. ）*Doing very well in studies. Going to Seoul University wouldn't be a problem* 【众人：哇～～】Leader-sshi commented that he used to be very proud of studying well……but only when he's in his primary school.
2. 【x man new season】amidst Youngsaeng's piano music, MC Yoo asked everyone to reflect. Hyunjoong: We swore to work hard on this album, but I still went out to have fun. I even lied. I told them I was sick, and I went fishing.
3. 【Come to play】Hyunjoong: We became the top in the searching list because Hyungjoon did it. 【众人晕……哪有这么诚实的团长？】Then he added：Hyungjoon was like a company stuff, on the computer for 3 hours searching for SS501. He even switched on 2 computers at a time. Next, Hyungjoon start saying about him calling 15 friends to help him. Hyunjoong: No, he only have 2 friends. One for chatting and one real friend. The chatting one, he never met before. Only saw his photo on the profile window. 【Hyungjoon 无言-ing……】
4. 【Come learn Korean with SS501】Q: What will you bring to a deserted island? A:Seoul 【Hyungjoon asked : How can you bring Seoul?! Others merely ignored leader-sshi bacause they know it's pointless to understand his logic】
5. 【Idol world——"Stalker" introduction】Jungmin：Oh! Our Osaka filming is cancelled. Is it canceled because of financial reasons ? Hyunjoong：No……because there's no shampoo ?
6. 【Idol world——Eating Udon competition】Jungmin screamed. Hyunjoong: What happened? Who was here? Jungmin: Ahh!!! I think I saw something that I shouldn’t have. Hyunjoong: If we sing a smooth song, will a ghost appear like this?（倩女幽魂状）
7. 【Idol world——at a Japanese public cemetry】Hyunjoong: You guys know what is this? (takes out a fake hand) Members: Ewww... It's so scary.. Hyunjoong: You know 《Hand-in-hand》? (starts singing the 1988 Seoul Olympic song..)
8. 【如上】After Hyunjoong completed his mission. PD: When were you afraid or surprised? Just even once? Hyunjoong: Erm... The octopus? 【制作团队呕血，精心派了一堆鬼去吓他，结果他模仿他们的声音吓他们，还取笑男鬼不可怕，女鬼时间算错。最终竟然是被黑箱子里的八爪鱼吓到。】
9. 【如上】过后赢的那组去泡温泉，忽然圭钟喊：啊！有蜜蜂！好大的蜜蜂！贤重转过头看了一眼就把脸泡在水里……永生（凉凉地）：吖～早知道在坟墓是不用放鬼，直接放虫虫就好了嘛……就能看到leader-sshi狂喊救命嘛……
10. 【Idol world——going to Hakone】Hyunjoong: R-O-M-A-N-C-E C-A-R (rolling his "R"s) Ahh!! My English pronounciation is not good. I especially don't like the English lyrics parts. "Show me yul ahl" 【原词：Show me your eyes~】

我有预感，陆陆续续会有part 1c, 1d, 1e……的出现，因为……金贤重真的是4D王……