阿Q精神

为了一个素未谋面，甚至仅仅在MSN很短暂地聊天（还是为了庆惠的电话号码；Esther，恭喜！你也上我的新部落格了！哈哈……）的朋友，我决定跟大家分享我们家（族），嗯，外加朋友团的阿Q精神……（小妹ah kueh【我决定跟他们一样称呼你】，如果你有更阿Q的，能打败我，请多多赐教）（亲亲表妹，你也是啊，不要以为你跑得掉噢～）

1）全班这么多人，总得要有人考最后一名吧？不用一定考第一名啦！有及格就很好了，至少不用重考啊……是不是？你都不知道重考有多么麻烦……
【这个在之前的《只有功课的童年？》中有提过 http://barbaraxuanyige.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post_07.html】

2）哎哟，你管人家说你什么……你不懂吗？人其实笨一点没有不好哦……因为啊，太聪明的人每天都有烦恼，笨一点就没有烦恼，就比较长命啊！你看那些天才是不是都英年早逝？所以啊，人家说你笨，不用生气，人家在祝福你长命叻！

3）Aiks, you forgot the story of the peanuts again? If anyone scold you nuts, you don't need to be angry. Because only the bigger nut can see the smaller one, isn't it? So, in conclusion, whoever that scolds you nut is a bigger nut.

4）人家嫉妒你是因为你有值得被嫉妒的地方啊！那就是你有比他们厉害的地方嘛……

5) The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
don't know... everything i know... i let myself forgot... no need remember that rubbish...

ps: then why do you still think of it?
but some rubbish will recycle de ... always in your heart
(if you can avoid doing this, congrats! you'd freed yourself!)


目前我只想得到这几个诶……不好意思……我今天自己心情也没有很好……大家若有新点子，不要吝啬了！赶快跟帖！哈哈……

to AW: you may read this and feel better.
http://clazy-bnw-234.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!4938C4F14242080!312.entry

this person's blog normally make me laugh till tears, hope she won't kill me. This is one of it...
http://yinmood.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!59AB8F86A0692D34!1279.entry